Advice from a Toaster, Volume 1: Frankenstein’s Guide to Rejuvenation: Navigating Nutrition, Exercise, and Fitness Cults 
The secret of personal fitness and wellbeing can be summed up in three words: a freakin’ miracle. Forget the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. All the ancient secrets for eating right, exercising, and becoming an athletic god are right here in this satirical guide to life. Frankenstein’s Guide to Rejuvenation: Navigating Nutrition, Exercise, and Fitness Cults provides detailed mock advice for achieving miraculous transformation at the gym. Book Club discussion guide is included. Best of all, each slice of unsolicited advice in this collection is gluten-free!

Advice from a Toaster, Volume 2: Kama Sutra for the Stupid:  The Not-So-Ancient Text on Love, Physical Relationships, and Sex-Injury Cover Stories
The secret art of amore can be summed up in one word: idunno. Forget the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. All the ancient secrets for love, sex, and the awkward morning after are right here in this satirical guide to life. Kama Sutra for the Stupid:  The Not-So-Ancient Text on Love, Physical Relationships, and Sex-Injury Cover Stories provides detailed mock advice for mastering the world of physical pleasure. Book Club discussion guide is included. 

Advice from a Toaster, Volume 3: Mortality Smortality: The Almost Complete Healthcare, Death, and Grief Handbook that Won’t Kill You
The secret of health, death, and the grief that follows can be summed up in two words: ay carumba. Forget the Self-Help section of your local bookstore. All the ancient secrets for facing human mortality and the gut-wrenching journey of grief are right here in this satirical guide to life. Mortality Smortality: The Almost Complete Healthcare, Death, and Grief Handbook that Won’t Kill You provides detailed mock advice for mastering the human condition for those of us still here. Book Club discussion guide is included. 

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See what everyone will be talking about. Advice from a Toaster, Volumes 1-3 is now available on Amazon in paperback and as individual e-books for Kindle.