"I may not be a secret agent, but I do own a lot of black suits." -- R.J. Rowley, Author & Chief Humor Officer On-call (A.C.H.O.O. ... gazuntit)
“Good morning, Bexly, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to publish books of humor (fiction and non-fiction) as well as provide educational opportunities in comedy writing, personal branding, and innovating with humor. Your company and all off-shoots must provide audiences with comedic entertainment and provide humorists, comedy writers, and satirists with a community of support and collaboration. Ultimately, your mission is to improve the world with humor, because, let’s face it, life is better when you’re laughing. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”
We heartily accept this honorable mission—BOOM—dammit! That’s going to leave a mark.
NOTE: We are not accepting unsolicited submissions at this time.
R.J. Rowley is a joker of all trades who captures life’s absurdities on the page and keeps them there until the proper authorities arrive. A Colorado native, Rowley writes cooking-memoirs for kicks when composing humorous fiction and satirical guides gets too grim. Outside of her library of books, past publications include satirical articles, short works of fiction, and random acts of poetry. When not entertaining the masses or terrorizing the villagers, Rowley is an entreprehumorist who leads the Bexly empire to promote humor writing and create a supportive community for fellow jesters.